WHEN THE PIZZA GUY RINGS THE BELL

Oh, this did not age well. No pun intended.

*Insert Jackie Chan confused look here*

I guess you could say his favorite position is dogdy style.

"That one time at band camp..." Stick to the flute buddy.

I bet he's popular at Bar Mitzvahs.

Take it from Michael Jackson buddy, you do not want to do that.

Well, technically the name COULD be accurate in some instances if you really think about it.

WHY THO?

Woman shows off a rare talent. Perhaps she could win some hot dog eating contest? No pun intended ;)

Thanks for the everlasting content Darwin award winners.

In Asian countries they usually have this part down pretty well...

Lucky mother ...

すみません