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Ever since Dave Chappelle’s skit with the African American white supremacist known as Clayton Bigsby came out there’s been a lot of people who just can’t believe that type of scenario happens in real

BREAKING: King Charles Issues Sharp Message to Trump in Address to Congress King Charles III spoke before a joint session of Congress on Tuesday in a visit that quickly turned into one of the most politically charged appearances by a British monarch in Washington in decades. Using measured but pointed language, he pushed back on the Trump administration’s stance on NATO, its skepticism toward Ukraine, and what critics see as a shift away from the traditional democratic alliance. Addressing lawmakers, Supreme Court justices, and military leaders, Charles referenced the September 11 attacks, reminding the room that NATO invoked Article 5 for the first time in support of the United States. “In the immediate aftermath of 9/11, when NATO invoked Article 5 for the first time, we answered the call together,” he said, a remark widely interpreted as a response to Trump’s repeated claims that allies have not carried their weight. He tied that moment to the war in Ukraine, urging similar unity and resolve. “That same unyielding resolve is needed for the defense of Ukraine and her most courageous people,” Charles said, contrasting with Trump’s recent criticism of Kyiv and President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. The most dramatic reaction came when Charles turned to the principle of checks and balances, noting that the Magna Carta has been cited in more than 160 Supreme Court cases as a foundation for the idea that no one is above the law. The chamber erupted in applause, with Democrats quickly rising to their feet while most Republicans remained seated. Though Charles never mentioned Trump by name, the message was clear. The Magna Carta, established in 1215, underscores limits on executive power, a point that has been central to ongoing political debate in Washington. The king also warned about environmental decline, saying the current generation must confront the collapse of key natural systems, linking it to long-term security and economic stability. Again, the reaction split along party lines. The visit comes amid growing tension between the U.S. and the U.K. British Prime Minister Keir Starmer has declined to join U.S. strikes against Iran, instead backing a European-led effort to reopen the Strait of Hormuz after a ceasefire, a stance that has drawn criticism from Trump. Despite those differences, Charles met privately with Trump earlier in the day, with the president later expressing a positive tone. Senate Majority Leader John Thune called the visit constructive, while Sen. Mark Kelly added that strong alliances require consultation, especially before major military decisions.

Stairs up, car down?

In a significant setback for the Trump administration’s immigration agenda, a federal appeals court has struck down a broad effort to detain millions of immigrants without the possibility of release, including individuals with no criminal history and long-standing ties to the United States. In a unanimous 3–0 ruling, the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit determined that ICE’s policy relies on a legally flawed and unprecedented interpretation of immigration law, cautioning that it could raise serious constitutional issues. Judge Joseph Bianco, a Trump appointee, was blunt in his assessment. He wrote that the government’s interpretation would send a “seismic shock” through the immigration detention system and society as a whole. He warned it would put further strain on already overcrowded facilities, separate families, and disrupt communities nationwide. He added that if Congress intended such a sweeping change, it would not have done so in such an indirect and unclear manner. Bianco was joined by Judges José Cabranes and Alison Nathan, making the decision unanimous and marking the first time a federal appeals court has rejected the administration’s aggressive stance on detention. At the center of the case is a controversial ICE policy introduced under the direction of Todd Lyons, which aimed to classify nearly all immigrants facing deportation as “applicants for admission.” This designation would require mandatory detention without bond, breaking with decades of legal precedent. Historically, both Democratic and Republican administrations limited mandatory detention to more recent border crossers. Immigrants already living in the U.S., often for years, were generally allowed to request bond hearings before being detained. The administration’s reinterpretation overturned that approach, prompting a wave of legal challenges across the country. Courts have been flooded with emergency filings from immigrants suddenly detained despite having deep roots in their communities, including U.S. citizen spouses and children. The judicial response has been overwhelmingly critical. By current counts, hundreds of federal judges have ruled against the policy as unlawful and unconstitutional, with only a small number of Trump-appointed judges siding with the administration.

A Pakistani man who had been living in Italy for more than six years was deported after drawing widespread backlash for comments on television in which he defended marriage involving 9-year-old girls. Authorities moved quickly, invoking laws that permit the immediate removal of foreign nationals considered a risk to public safety, and expelled him within 24 hours.

Car accessory fail

Arkansas carried out the execution of Ledell Lee in 2017 for a 1993 murder, even as he maintained his innocence until the end. Years later, his attorneys were finally allowed to test DNA evidence from the case. The results showed that the DNA on the murder weapon did not belong to Lee. Instead, the genetic material found on the bloodstained wooden club matched an unidentified man. The same unknown DNA was also discovered on a shirt wrapped around the weapon, and most of the hairs collected at the scene were not linked to Lee. Before the execution, Lee’s legal team had pushed for this testing, but their request was denied. At the time, the state was expediting executions as its supply of lethal injection drugs neared expiration. Now, with support from organizations like the Innocence Project, his family is left with evidence that could have changed the outcome, but surfaced only after it was too late. The unidentified DNA profile has since been entered into a national database, where it remains in hopes of a future match.

This is how trust issues are born.

Do not pass go, do not collect 200$.

Hard to believe people like this exist

The more you read, the more obvious it becomes.

Parking enforcement gets a taste of their own medicine.